Joke of the day
A collection of some of the best jokes of the day found anywhere.
Animals
What is a rabbit's favourite dance style?
Hip-hop!Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck on the leg of a chicken.What did the mother goat say to the her son?
Stop butting in while I'm talking!Why didn't the crab share its food?
Because it was shellfish!Which part of a tree is a cat scared of?
The bark!What happens when dogs come in from the snow?
They become slush puppies!Why did the turkey cross the road?
To show he wasn't chicken!Where do cows like to go?
To the moooooovies!
Famous People
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They both have 'the' as their middle name!
Food
What did the monkey do when the banana chased it?
The banana split!What do you call a witch who like the beach but is scared of water?
A chicken sand witch!A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
“What’s the matter with me?” he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, “You’re not eating properly.”What did the cook give his girlfriend for their anniversary?
An onion ring!What did the cake say to the knife?
Do you want a piece of me!What are two things you can't eat for lunch?
Breakfast and dinner!What vegetable can't you take on a boat?
Leeks!What happens when an egg laughs?
It cracks up!How did the farmer fix his jeans?
With a cabbage patch!
People
Why did the policeman spend a lot of time in bed?
Because he was working undercover!Why does Superman wear such big shoes?
Because of his amazing feats!
Place
What do you call a theft in Hong Kong?
A Chinese takeaway!
Space
How do you know that Saturn is married more than once?
Because he has lots of rings!
Sport
What did the two strings do in the race?
They tied!What runs around a football field but doesn't move?
A fence!If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls?
Cornflakes!
Technology
Why was the computer cold?
Because it forgot to close its windows!What does a baby computer call his dad?
DATA!Why did the computer sneeze?
Because it had a virus!What did the mouse say to the webcam?
Cheese!
Transportation
What do you call a woman with a sinking ship on her head?
Mandy lifeboats!Why do cars smell?
Because they are full of gas!
